Tuesday, August 2, 2011

10 Commandments to being a Celebrity

DISCLAIMER: These commandments are not Koshur. You may eat at your own risk!

1. Thou Shalt always be photoshop
 2. Thou Shalt Not Eat

3. Thou Shalt Always Eat

4. Thou Shall Treat Everyday Like Halloween

5. Though Shall Marry A Celebrity
6. Thou Shalt Divorce That Celebrity Which Thou Hath Marry And Take All His/Her Money

 7. Though Shall Be Beautifully Dumb
“Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Brook Shield

                                                            Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says Chicken by the Sea.”  Jessica Simpson

8. Thou Shalt Adopt a Black Child
9. Thou Shalt Have No Talent
10. Thou Shalt Spread this good news to the all the nations!

Those who choose not to follow these commandments shall be sentenced to a life of normalcy. 

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